Wearing son's advice on sleeve, literally

This news item says "A judge has decided the best punishment for a man found guilty of stealing should be to take his son's words to heart — and wear them on his sleeve.
Kalamazoo County circuit judge Pamela Lightvoet ordered Daniel Cleland, 27, on Monday to write or tape the words ‘Daddy, don't steal’ on his arm or hand for seven months. "



Thought, what if I take my son's words to heart? I'd be wearing things that said

• "Ma, I'm hungry" (all the time)


• "Ma, don't go to office"


• "Ma, you are not listening"


• "Ma, I want a new toy"


• "Ma, tell me a story"


• "Ma, play with me"

Oh no!